it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out,
fall out, or spread out. If you have reached that point when
you can stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Then it’s time to become a proud member of
the Wrinkled Willy Club, for those who want to make the ultimate statement:
I AM GOING TO ENJOY LIFE, NO MATTER
HOW MUCH MY BODY ARGUES WITH ME!